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    New kid watching service

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      Is this up to your standards

      http://www.peopleofwalmart.com/wp-co...14/06/6329.jpg

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        Originally posted by Unix View Post
        Thanks for pointing that out captain obvious, where you off to tonight, an AID's ward to tell them they all should of wore condoms?
        Nope, I made sure my father-in-law and his wife were happy to baby sit while CM and I went out for dinner at a rather nice restaurant. I'm now sat at the front door of our apartment with a glass of red wine while CM has gone to bed and her parents have gone to bed in the apartment next door.

        All is square and I'll shortly close the doors before I settle down for the night knowing that all is well.

        Good night all.

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          Originally posted by Churchill View Post
          Nope, I made sure my father-in-law and his wife were happy to baby sit sat hear sobbing my heart out, trying to make myself feel better by posting vitriolic bile about the Mcaans, while CM was out boffing some local surfer dude and then went out for dinner at a rather nice restaurant. I'm now sat at the front door of our apartment with a glass of red wine and some razor blades while CM has gone to bed and her parents have gone to bed in the apartment next door.

          All is square and I'll shortly close the doors cry myself to sleep on the sofa before I settle down for the night knowing that all is well my marriage is over.

          Good night all.
          FTFY
          Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            FTFY
            Suity, you didn't "fix" it, you ****ed it up, like you do most of your projects.

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              Originally posted by Unix View Post
              Thanks for pointing that out captain obvious, where you off to tonight, an AID's ward to tell them they all should of wore condoms?
              'Should have' 'worn'
              Last edited by tractor; 1 October 2014, 09:41.

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                Originally posted by tractor View Post
                'Should have'
                Pet hate of mine. I suppose "should've" sounds like "should of" to today's youngsters

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                  Originally posted by Batcher View Post
                  Pet hate of mine. I suppose "should've" sounds like "should of" to today's youngsters
                  Keep up Grandad

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                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    Keep up Grandad
                    Half past ten.

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                      Originally posted by Batcher View Post
                      Pet hate of mine. I suppose "should've" sounds like "should of" to today's youngsters
                      Just like when you say to a 4 yr old 'Do as you're told' and they reply 'I am doing as my told'.

                      You would think the 'Professional and Self Employed' would've got it by now

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