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    #31
    Originally posted by minestrone
    It was incredibly fun looking back, I would love to do it again and would recommend anyone ( especially young ) to do it.

    Anyway, here is a funny picture of what they drew out of just one blister on the 3rd day.
    Crikey, I had no idea minestrone, or "minnie" as I suppose we should now call her, is a girl
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      #32
      INT. SAIGON HOTEL - DAY

      The CAMERA MOVES slowly across the room...and we SEE
      WILLARD, a young army captain. He looks out the window to
      the busy Saigon street.

      WILLARD (V.O.) *
      Saigon...tulip. I'm only in Saigon.
      Every time, I think I'm gonna wake
      up back in the jungle.

      He moves back to the bed, lies down. He's unshaven,
      exhausted, probably drunk. We SEE alcohol bottles, photos,
      documents scattered on the table.

      WILLARD (V.O.)
      When I was home after my first
      tour, it was worse. I'd wake up
      and there'd be nothing. I hardly
      said a word to my wife until I
      said yes to a divorce. When I was
      here, I wanted to be there. When
      I was there...all I could think of
      was getting back into the jungle.
      I'm here a week now. Waiting for
      a mission. Getting softer. Every
      minute I stay in this room, I get
      weaker. And every minute Charlie
      squats in the bush...he gets
      stronger. Each time I looked
      around...the walls moved in a little
      tighter.

      He's up now, naked, going into a frenzy, drinking, doing
      some sort of martial arts, eventually collapsing onto the
      floor.

      FADE OUT:

      FADE IN:

      INT. SAIGON HOTEL - STAIRWAY - DAY

      Two extremely sharp army men walk up the stairs to Willard's
      room, a SERGEANT and a PRIVATE.

      WILLARD (V.O.)
      Everyone gets everything he wants.
      I wanted a mission. And for my
      sins, they gave me one. Brought
      it up to me like room service.

      They knock on the door. A second knock.

      SERGEANT
      Captain Willard, are you in there?

      WILLARD
      Yeah I'm coming.

      The army men wait for him.

      WILLARD (V.O.)
      It was a real choice mission. And
      when it was over, I'd never want
      another.

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        #33
        I think that is a long winded way to say I have signed up again

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          #34
          Originally posted by minestrone View Post
          I think that is a long winded way to say I have signed up again
          Nutter!

          Good luck.
          "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

          Norrahe's blog

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            #35
            I may disagree with your views on the world but well done! I think.

            Absolute nutter!
            Beer
            is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
            Benjamin Franklin

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              #36
              Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
              Flip me, I'm so glad I'm not fit enough to do that.

              It's like hard drugs - You'd feel like an absolute vegetable, and probably think like one, if you didn't run 20 miles one day
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              I don't think people who lived in caves would test themselves to the limit for fun, they had enough to worry about
              WHS

              Some caveman would have been looking out watching Minnie running around the desert almost killing himself and then thought to himself. I'm going to invent the wheel.

              Then a few years later he looks out to see Minnie hurtling around the desert on his new cart and thinks. **** it, I need to invent the NHS.
              What happens in General, stays in General.
              You know what they say about assumptions!

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                #37
                Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                I think that is a long winded way to say I have signed up again
                WTheabsoluteF made you do that???

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by minestrone View Post
                  I think that is a long winded way to say I have signed up again
                  You're utterly bonkers, but I guess you already know that

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                    #39
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    WTheabsoluteF made you do that???
                    No idea, I just knew it was there and it had to be done.

                    Last time the course absolutely hammered me, mentally & physically, I want to go back and get the better of it. I got a decent place but I want to get top 100. I think the key is to use spin bikes, get massive quads and plough through the sand. What Cracknell did.

                    here is the video..




                    Although it would have been nice to have a thermal physiologist there testing your piss for you.

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                      #40
                      Nice way of getting a tan. How is training going?

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