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Eccentrica Gallumbits fact stranger than fiction

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    #11
    Can one get a second penis in order to engage in Mammary Intercourse with this young lady?
    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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      #12
      Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
      Can one get a second penis in order to engage in Mammary Intercourse with this young lady?
      There is a rumour that some canines who are in a state of contentment do enjoy the use of two willies.
      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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        #13
        Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
        Can one get a second penis in order to engage in Mammary Intercourse with this young lady?
        Some people have one (or two)

        I am the guy with two penises. AMA. : IAmA


        http://i.imgur.com/A5IdNU7.jpg (NSFW)
        Last edited by mudskipper; 23 September 2014, 05:19.

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          #14
          Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
          Just looks like a useless lump of fat.


          <Insert CUK Poster Insult comeback here>
          Takes one to know one?
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #15
            Originally posted by minestrone View Post
            That can't be real.
            It's probably not. Yet. No doubt someone will have seen that and think it's a good idea...

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              #16
              Originally posted by Scruff View Post
              Lily Allen has a third one too.
              That's her dad
              World's Best Martini

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                #17
                Originally posted by v8gaz View Post
                That's her dad
                Nah, he's just an old tit...
                I was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).

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