Eccentrica Gallumbits fact stranger than fiction

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Scruff replied

23 September 2014, 20:37
Originally posted by v8gaz View Post

That's her dad

Nah, he's just an old tit...
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v8gaz replied

23 September 2014, 20:20
Originally posted by Scruff View Post

Lily Allen has a third one too.

That's her dad
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mudskipper replied

23 September 2014, 19:35
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

That can't be real.

It's probably not. Yet. No doubt someone will have seen that and think it's a good idea...
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NotAllThere replied

23 September 2014, 05:16
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Just looks like a useless lump of fat.

<Insert CUK Poster Insult comeback here>

Takes one to know one?
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mudskipper replied

23 September 2014, 05:11
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Can one get a second penis in order to engage in Mammary Intercourse with this young lady?

Some people have one (or two)

I am the guy with two penises. AMA. : IAmA

http://i.imgur.com/A5IdNU7.jpg (NSFW)

Last edited by mudskipper; 23 September 2014, 05:19.
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EternalOptimist replied

22 September 2014, 19:34
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Can one get a second penis in order to engage in Mammary Intercourse with this young lady?

There is a rumour that some canines who are in a state of contentment do enjoy the use of two willies.
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darmstadt replied

22 September 2014, 19:31
Can one get a second penis in order to engage in Mammary Intercourse with this young lady?
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MarillionFan replied

22 September 2014, 18:50
Originally posted by vetran View Post

Spot the difference

Jasmine Tridevil adds third breast in bid to become reality TV star | Daily Mail Online

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Eccen...37076959665762

some people are just weird!

Just looks like a useless lump of fat.

<Insert CUK Poster Insult comeback here>
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Scruff replied

22 September 2014, 18:23
Lily Allen has a third one too.
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tractor replied

22 September 2014, 17:59
...

She could have saved herself a fortune. Just go to Mars for a bit of terraforming like Lycia Naff (Mary) in Total Recall, expose yourself to a bit of radiation and voila!

No pics search for them yourselves.
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EternalOptimist replied

22 September 2014, 17:34
Originally posted by TraceRacing View Post

what's the point? men only have 2 hands....

<cough> and a gob <cough>
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TraceRacing replied

22 September 2014, 16:52
what's the point? men only have 2 hands....
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BrilloPad replied

22 September 2014, 16:52
Supernumerary nipple - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

supernumerary nipples are diagnosed at a rate of 1 in 18 males and 1 in approximately 50 female humans

Sounds quite common. There were 18 of us at the last CUK meet up. Which one had the third nipple?

I am sure I saw a golden gun lying around - I assumed I was drunk.
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minestrone replied

22 September 2014, 16:49
Daily Mail and Telegraph, I am believing nothing in those 2 papers.

NickFitz
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vetran replied

22 September 2014, 16:45
Originally posted by minestrone View Post

That can't be real.

Third boob woman: 'I had a third breast implant so I can turn off men' - Telegraph
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