Can one get a second penis in order to engage in Mammary Intercourse with this young lady?
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There is a rumour that some canines who are in a state of contentment do enjoy the use of two willies.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostCan one get a second penis in order to engage in Mammary Intercourse with this young lady?(\__/)
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Some people have one (or two)Originally posted by darmstadt View PostCan one get a second penis in order to engage in Mammary Intercourse with this young lady?
I am the guy with two penises. AMA. : IAmA
http://i.imgur.com/A5IdNU7.jpg (NSFW)Last edited by mudskipper; 23 September 2014, 05:19.Comment
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Takes one to know one?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostJust looks like a useless lump of fat.
<Insert CUK Poster Insult comeback here>Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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It's probably not. Yet. No doubt someone will have seen that and think it's a good idea...Originally posted by minestrone View PostThat can't be real.Comment
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Nah, he's just an old tit...Originally posted by v8gaz View PostThat's her dadI was an IPSE Consultative Council Member, until the BoD abolished it. I am not an IPSE Member, since they have no longer have any relevance to me, as an IT Contractor. Read my lips...I recommend QDOS for ALL your Insurance requirements (Contact me for a referral code).Comment
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