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Cyclists - shave your legs
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Shave away. That's one competition I'm happy not to have with the wifey."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
One minor point; I crashed in the velodrome at about 50 kph, having not shaved my legs, the first time I rode there. I learnt my lesson. Some hairs got trapped in the little gaps between the boardings as I slid to a halt; yeeooowwww!!!And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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MTFU.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostOne minor point; I crashed in the velodrome at about 50 kph, having not shaved my legs, the first time I rode there. I learnt my lesson. Some hairs got trapped in the little gaps between the boardings as I slid to a halt; yeeooowwww!!!Comment
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You don't know how it feels.Originally posted by mudskipper View PostMTFU.
It hurt even more than Manflu.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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BBC NEWS | Health | Women feel pain more than menOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostYou don't know how it feels.
It hurt even more than Manflu.
WMSSWomen are bigger wimps than men when it comes to pain, research suggests, contrary to the popular notion that the reverse is true.Comment
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there is feeling and tolerating
and then
there is feeling and wimpering
there is your mars, venus differential.Comment
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Then there is feeling, shouting 'f**k that hurts' and then getting back on the bike.Originally posted by Dallas View Postthere is feeling and tolerating
and then
there is feeling and wimpering
there is your mars, venus differential.
Miss Pendleton was quite good at that. But then somehow she spontaneously burst out blubbing about the pressure and the journalists and all those nasty people saying nasty things, having shown herself to be really quite 'ard when it comes to physical pain.And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014Comment
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When I was a teenager I came off my push bike while bombing down a hill in Southern Italy, and slid along the road for a few feet.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostOne minor point; I crashed in the velodrome at about 50 kph, having not shaved my legs, the first time I rode there. I learnt my lesson. Some hairs got trapped in the little gaps between the boardings as I slid to a halt; yeeooowwww!!!
With the friction, and the baking heat of the road, a full box of matches in my jeans pocket (a small pocket right round the front, rather than a side pocket) burst into flames and practically exploded.
Now that's pain!
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