• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Woman ‘beheaded’ in north London

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    #31
    Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
    That's werewolves. And possibly Cybermen. Or is that gold?

    Let's hope Vampires and Cybermen don't ever team up* or we'll be in trouble.




    *No that's not a spoiler for tomorrow night's Dr Who. AFAIK.
    I've been trying really hard to come up with a Vampire/Cyberman/Chutney Spoon joke and I've failed miserably
    ǝןqqıʍ

    Comment


      #32
      Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
      I've been trying really hard to come up with a Vampire/Cyberman/Chutney Spoon joke and I've failed miserably
      Try and work some haemorrhoids into the joke, and you've got a start for the vampire / chutney spoon components.

      Comment


        #33
        More concerned with this this one.

        BBC News - Islington man shot dead by Met Police officers

        No details yet but as this is Islington there's a fair chance of another excuse for a riot.
        bloggoth

        If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
        John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

        Comment


          #34
          I've been trying really hard to come up with a Vampire/Cyberman/Chutney Spoon joke and I've failed miserably
          Going even more off topic, T thought of a pathetic, obscure joke last night after somebody mentioned an ice pick. I said what, like that communist chap? You know, not Lenin, the other one, er, um, can't remember his name.

          Later I remembered it was Leon Trotsky. F* ell, you think that would stick in your head!
          bloggoth

          If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
          John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

          Comment


            #35
            Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
            More concerned with this this one.

            BBC News - Islington man shot dead by Met Police officers

            No details yet but as this is Islington there's a fair chance of another excuse for a riot.
            You reckon he was an alleged gang King pin then?

            Comment


              #36
              Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
              More concerned with this this one.

              BBC News - Islington man shot dead by Met Police officers

              No details yet but as this is Islington there's a fair chance of another excuse for a riot.
              You predict a riot?

              Comment


                #37
                What a bunch of *******, tw@s the lot of you.
                Simpletons, retards, cretins.

                Comment


                  #38
                  Originally posted by evilagent View Post
                  What a bunch of *******, tw@s the lot of you.
                  Simpletons, retards, cretins.
                  and your point is ?
                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

                  Comment


                    #39
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    and your point is ?
                    my point is as pointless as this thread. ha-ha!!!

                    Comment


                      #40
                      Originally posted by evilagent View Post
                      my point is as pointless as this thread. ha-ha!!!


                      you are so evil, i bet you are an agent
                      (\__/)
                      (>'.'<)
                      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

                      Comment

                      Working...
                      X