Would you ever lie to make money ?

[northernladyuk]

Only if you fess up to your clients about that 'minor' surgery you had in Thailand

All part of the client value proposition, as you well know.

[BrilloPad]

Banks do it all the time with government approval.

[MarillionFan]

MF once got a suspended sentence for neglecting to tell clients about his social disease. Does that count?

Better a social disease than an infectious disease. Pffff.

[BrilloPad]

Better a social disease than an infectious disease. Pffff.

Or an "cannot stop eating disease".

Is it true you pay NLYUK to force feed you like a foie gras goose?

[MarillionFan]

Or an "cannot stop eating disease".

Is it true you pay NLYUK to force feed you like a foie gras goose?

Brillo Sprat, could eat no fat......

[northernladyuk]

Brillo Sprat, could eat no fat......

... except Mrs MF.

[northernladuk]

this is a serious question guys.

i dont want any more joke answers

You want honest answers in a thread about lying? Lol...

[Pondlife]

Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
- George Costanza

[original PM]

I really stuggle with lieing because of the way my parents bought me up.

However I see now that they did me no favours as lieing appears to be one of the main skills of a lot of people who earn more money than me.

I do find it quite sad really that many people would prefer to believe really postive lies than slightly negative truths

[KentPhilip]

i dont want any more joke answers

Says the man who tells the best jokes/humour on this site