Things I will miss if Scotland goes independent

[quackhandle]

Will that mean the Scots will kepe IrnBru for themselves whilst we get an inferior version?

Hang on, that's Tizer isn't it?

qh

[scooterscot]

The Proclaimers.

Anything else?

Somewhere to store two nuclear submarines and somewhere else to store the warheads?

The people, like those that invented RADAR?

[Batcher]

She's Welsh anyway - only married to a Scot

You're wrong (again)

She was born in Leeds.

[DodgyAgent]

You're wrong (again)

She was born in Leeds.

Her fathers Welsh so I am only partly wrong (again)

[DodgyAgent]

Somewhere to store two nuclear submarines and somewhere else to store the warheads?

T

Alex Salmonds jacksie would be ideal

[Goatfell]

Will that mean the Scots will kepe IrnBru for themselves whilst we get an inferior version?

Hang on, that's Tizer isn't it?

qh

You were right the first time, though it already happens.
Proper IrnBru only comes in glass bottles, the contents of plastic bottles and cans are manufactured locally from the secret recipe

[Bacchus]

Somewhere to store two nuclear submarines

Nah, that'll be fine

We'll just tie them up to our oil rigs (c:

[scooterscot]

Nah, that'll be fine

We'll just tie them up to our oil rigs (c:

Blackpool? Too swallow. Hull then. The only place that looks like it might of already been struck by a nuclear attack.

[SueEllen]

The people, like those that invented RADAR?

Those people have already fecked off abroad for more pay so that's not really a problem.....