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Previously on "Things I will miss if Scotland goes independent"

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

    The people, like those that invented RADAR?
    Those people have already fecked off abroad for more pay so that's not really a problem.....

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by Bacchus View Post
    Nah, that'll be fine

    We'll just tie them up to our oil rigs (c:
    Blackpool? Too swallow. Hull then. The only place that looks like it might of already been struck by a nuclear attack.

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  • Bacchus
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Somewhere to store two nuclear submarines
    Nah, that'll be fine

    We'll just tie them up to our oil rigs (c:

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  • Goatfell
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    Originally posted by quackhandle View Post
    Will that mean the Scots will kepe IrnBru for themselves whilst we get an inferior version?

    Hang on, that's Tizer isn't it?

    qh
    You were right the first time, though it already happens.
    Proper IrnBru only comes in glass bottles, the contents of plastic bottles and cans are manufactured locally from the secret recipe

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Somewhere to store two nuclear submarines and somewhere else to store the warheads?

    T
    Alex Salmonds jacksie would be ideal

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by Batcher View Post
    You're wrong (again)

    She was born in Leeds.
    Her fathers Welsh so I am only partly wrong (again)

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  • Batcher
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    Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post
    She's Welsh anyway - only married to a Scot
    You're wrong (again)

    She was born in Leeds.

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    The Proclaimers.

    Anything else?
    Somewhere to store two nuclear submarines and somewhere else to store the warheads?

    The people, like those that invented RADAR?

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  • quackhandle
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    Will that mean the Scots will kepe IrnBru for themselves whilst we get an inferior version?

    Hang on, that's Tizer isn't it?

    qh

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  • DodgyAgent
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Ugh let them have Gabby.



    Can we not keep her?
    She's Welsh anyway - only married to a Scot

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  • CheeseSlice
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    Didn't we do this thread the other day?

    Couldn't we have done a "Things Scotland will miss if it goes independent" ?

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  • Craig at Nixon Williams
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibuLgsVcQUY

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by Scruff View Post
    Kirstie Gallacher
    Gabby Logan

    Nowt else
    Ugh let them have Gabby.

    Originally posted by JustinTime View Post
    Carol Kirkwood

    Can we not keep her?

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  • JustinTime
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    Originally posted by Scruff View Post
    Kirstie Gallacher
    Gabby Logan

    Nowt else
    Carol Kirkwood

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  • Scruff
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    Kirstie Gallacher
    Gabby Logan

    Nowt else

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