Salmond "We can take Scotland in two weeks"

[scooterscot]

Well that's me got my 'yes' vote in. Sister was a no, but I converted her.

[d000hg]

Well that's me got my 'yes' vote in. Sister was a no, but she eventually said she'd changed her mind just so I'd STFU, then voted 'no' anyway.

FTFY

[jemb]

Are you actually, in real life, that much of a shite-bag ?

...but of course I'm a tulipe bag.
You, of course are not.
Why, I log on here as often as possible to view your wise words and experience your urbane wit. It is a constant source of amazement to me that I cannot grasp your reasoned and marvellous arguments.

You are indeed a man amongst men. This country needs leaders like you. With you in charge we can reach the promised land.

Yet, you are humble; burdened with such intellect, such compassion, such humour - yet you choose to hide these obvious gifts and live as a mere contractor.

We implore you, lead us oh twatmangler. Lead us.

[VectraMan]

So.. 227 pages. What's the conclusion?

[jemb]

So.. 227 pages. What's the conclusion?

Well I have learned that TwatMangler knows everything and that there will be a Yes vote tomorrow.

[VectraMan]

Well I have learned that TwatMangler knows everything and that there will be a Yes vote tomorrow.

Ah good. I won't bother turning on the telly in the morning now I know the result.

[TestMangler]

Well I have learned that TwatMangler knows everything and that there will be a Yes vote tomorrow.

Did I ever at any point say there would be a yes vote ???

[jemb]

Did I ever at any point say there would be a yes vote ???

I just said you knew everything.
I didn't mean to imply that you had scattered to us, the retarded, any predictions as to the outcome. If you had, I would surely have run out and bet my house on the outcome.

[Unix]

dare I ask how you voted?

We both voted Yes, my brother texted me to say he was switching form No to Yes, heard loads of Nos/Undecided switching no one Yes to No.

[original PM]

too much popcorn I think