Has much the same thing once, they called early in the morning looking for the previous occupant. Only difference was they were not suspicious of me as I am so clearly a superior sort.
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I’ve just been entertaining the Old Bill !!!
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Plod round here is a bit thick. It would be easy to pull the wool over their eyes and they know it. So they presume everyone is guilty. It’s then up to you to convince them that you are not guilty of what they happen to be working on at the time.Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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OI !!! Where's me other leg?Originally posted by ArdescoThink I have finally found one of you:

yes it's a slow day
He's too slim (and better looking) to be me.Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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That's more like it. But I wish I was that good looking.
Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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Well i did a search for Ugly old pirate on google images, but it didn't return the results i was expecting so the last one is going to be my best attempt i'm afraid. (i.e i need to do some work
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Loved that show as a kid.Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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