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I’ve just been entertaining the Old Bill !!!

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    #11
    Has much the same thing once, they called early in the morning looking for the previous occupant. Only difference was they were not suspicious of me as I am so clearly a superior sort.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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      #12
      Think I have finally found one of you:



      yes it's a slow day

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        #13
        Plod round here is a bit thick. It would be easy to pull the wool over their eyes and they know it. So they presume everyone is guilty. It’s then up to you to convince them that you are not guilty of what they happen to be working on at the time.
        Blair, you cannot reach me now,
        No matter how you try,
        Goodbye cruel Labour,
        Your end is nigh.

        International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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          #14
          Originally posted by Ardesco
          Think I have finally found one of you:



          yes it's a slow day
          OI !!! Where's me other leg?

          He's too slim (and better looking) to be me.
          Blair, you cannot reach me now,
          No matter how you try,
          Goodbye cruel Labour,
          Your end is nigh.

          International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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            #15
            how about this ?

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              #16
              That's more like it. But I wish I was that good looking.
              Blair, you cannot reach me now,
              No matter how you try,
              Goodbye cruel Labour,
              Your end is nigh.

              International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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                #17
                Well i did a search for Ugly old pirate on google images, but it didn't return the results i was expecting so the last one is going to be my best attempt i'm afraid. (i.e i need to do some work )

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                  #18
                  This more like it?
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #19

                    Loved that show as a kid.
                    Blair, you cannot reach me now,
                    No matter how you try,
                    Goodbye cruel Labour,
                    Your end is nigh.

                    International Talk Like a Pirate Day

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                      #20
                      so much so he still comes back to London to act out 'Roger the Cabin Boy'

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