Originally posted by Andyw
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I’ve just been entertaining the Old Bill !!!
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Urban mythBlair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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Mate had a starting pistol for curiosity value, ex girly dobbed him into plod as having a firearm. 8 armed response plod arrived from numerous directions while he was catching some late afternoon rays in the back garden. Requested he eat dirt asap. Said he wished he hadn't chosen the light coloured 'breeks'...Comment
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Just been talking to the sister about the funeral on Monday and I told the story about the visit and she came up with a point that I had not though about.
"How come they knew who you were and asked you to confirm it?"
That's got me worried.
I'm sure that they called my name through the letter box. I'm not on the electoral roll.
However, I am now the tenant here. It turns out that I got put on the tenancy agreement when I started paying my mums rent ages ago. (CP in smart arse mode pays the rent annually in advance after a row with sister over caring for our mum),Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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Originally posted by CaribbeanPirateJust been talking to the sister about the funeral on Monday and I told the story about the visit and she came up with a point that I had not though about.
"How come they knew who you were and asked you to confirm it?"
That's got me worried.
I'm sure that they called my name through the letter box. I'm not on the electoral roll.
However, I am now the tenant here. It turns out that I got put on the tenancy agreement when I started paying my mums rent ages ago. (CP in smart arse mode pays the rent annually in advance after a row with sister over caring for our mum),
Maybe it was our little phone call..Comment
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Maybe its the time you registered on the website with your credit card details(you know the one Gary Glitter was on)!!!!What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Originally posted by MarillionFanMaybe its the time you registered on the website with your credit card details(you know the one Gary Glitter was on)!!!!
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CC are not registered in the UKOriginally posted by MarillionFanMaybe its the time you registered on the website with your credit card details(you know the one Gary Glitter was on)!!!!
Only account in the UK is a building soc with the very minimum balance - only a debit card on that for use when whoever I need to pay absolutly refuses to take my other stuff.Blair, you cannot reach me now,
No matter how you try,
Goodbye cruel Labour,
Your end is nigh.
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