Reply to: I’ve just been entertaining the Old Bill !!!

[CaribbeanPirate]

Maybe its the time you registered on the website with your credit card details(you know the one Gary Glitter was on)!!!!

CC are not registered in the UK
Only account in the UK is a building soc with the very minimum balance - only a debit card on that for use when whoever I need to pay absolutly refuses to take my other stuff.

[Andyw]

Maybe its the time you registered on the website with your credit card details(you know the one Gary Glitter was on)!!!!

[MarillionFan]

Maybe its the time you registered on the website with your credit card details(you know the one Gary Glitter was on)!!!!

[Andyw]

Just been talking to the sister about the funeral on Monday and I told the story about the visit and she came up with a point that I had not though about.

"How come they knew who you were and asked you to confirm it?"

That's got me worried.
I'm sure that they called my name through the letter box. I'm not on the electoral roll.

However, I am now the tenant here. It turns out that I got put on the tenancy agreement when I started paying my mums rent ages ago. (CP in smart arse mode pays the rent annually in advance after a row with sister over caring for our mum),

Maybe it was our little phone call..

[CaribbeanPirate]

Just been talking to the sister about the funeral on Monday and I told the story about the visit and she came up with a point that I had not though about.

"How come they knew who you were and asked you to confirm it?"

That's got me worried.
I'm sure that they called my name through the letter box. I'm not on the electoral roll.

However, I am now the tenant here. It turns out that I got put on the tenancy agreement when I started paying my mums rent ages ago. (CP in smart arse mode pays the rent annually in advance after a row with sister over caring for our mum),

[lukemg]

Mate had a starting pistol for curiosity value, ex girly dobbed him into plod as having a firearm. 8 armed response plod arrived from numerous directions while he was catching some late afternoon rays in the back garden. Requested he eat dirt asap. Said he wished he hadn't chosen the light coloured 'breeks'...

[Jabberwocky]

Did PC Plod find Seaman Staines in your flat ? Or did Master Bates come much later ?

[CaribbeanPirate]

'Roger the Cabin Boy'

Urban myth

[Andyw]

so much so he still comes back to London to act out 'Roger the Cabin Boy'

[CaribbeanPirate]

Loved that show as a kid.

[Troll]

This more like it?

[Ardesco]

Well i did a search for Ugly old pirate on google images, but it didn't return the results i was expecting so the last one is going to be my best attempt i'm afraid. (i.e i need to do some work )

[CaribbeanPirate]

That's more like it. But I wish I was that good looking.

[Ardesco]

how about this ?

[CaribbeanPirate]

Think I have finally found one of you:



yes it's a slow day

OI !!! Where's me other leg?

He's too slim (and better looking) to be me.