Things we'll miss without Scotland

[CheeseSlice]

Expensive Scotch (will be cheaper once their currency tanks).

I should think you could even do duty free runs across the border.

[RSoles]

I should think you could even do duty free raids across the border.

FTFY
Keeping up old traditions......

[SueEllen]

FTFY
Keeping up old traditions......

We will have to build another Hadrians Wall to keep them out when it all goes wrong

[Scruff]

Sean Connery, Annie Lennox, Billy Connolly, Andy Murray

Three of them can't even vote. And the fourth has less personality than a Zombie...

[scooterscot]

FTFY
Keeping up old traditions......

What, taking our woman?

[vetran]

What, taking our woman?

someone has to show them a good time. Half of Bucky's and a Mars bar isn't enough for everyone.

[RSoles]

A proof of evolution.
For centuries the Vikings plundered Scotland, taking away the best looking women.
Look at Scandinavian women. Look at Scottish women........

(and to be fair) We only got the ugly ones who could swim or float across the twelve miles....

[Troll]

We will have to build another Hadrians Wall to keep them out when it all goes wrong

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr does no one know geography or history in this place?
It's the Antonine that needs rebuilding - that way we can snatch more of the North Sea Oil, & to give it a modern take we can amend the route to miss out Edinburgh, Glasgow, Dumfries etc

[Dactylion]

Men's Wimbledon Champions?

I am fairly sure there will still be a Mens Wimbledon Champion every year.

I seem to remember Switzerland and Spain being independent of the UK. Plus America, Australia, Germany and no doubt some others.

[CheeseSlice]

Tablet

edit: actually I've not seen tablet sold anywhere south of the border.