You are in a Server room..

[Flashman]

Thorin sits down and starts singing about gold.

>ATTACK THORIN.
You attack Thorin.

But the effort is wasted. His defence is too strong.
Thorin attacks -YOU-.
With one well placed blow Thorin cleaves your skull.

You are dead.
You have mastered 0.0% of this adventure

[EternalOptimist]

You search the server room.

You notice a false floor. Lifting a tile, you realise there is a whole new underfloor dimension



go back to desk


lie on your back under the floor and attempt to scurry under the secretary pool, so you can look up their skirts


read the sas manual

[greenlake]

You search the server room.

Keep on searching until you find the hidden door to the magic kingdom of solitude....

[MarillionFan]

Type OUTSOURCE
Enter
....
Well Done, you have saved the company £100M and are now out of a job. Login to Jobserve for a contract career

[NotAllThere]

Shoot first, ask questions later....

There's nothing I want to ask.

[Troll]

Knee deep in the dead

[CloudWalker]

Your vision clears, you feel dizzy. what happened ?

Rohypnol

[tractor]

...

> Break wind...

[EternalOptimist]

You read the Sas manual.
Data , Proc and publishing. very interesting stuff.
As you replace the manual, you notice a loos peice of paper, a bookmark


'Twas bryllyg, and ye slythy toves
Did gyre and gymble in ye wabe:
All mimsy were ye borogoves;
And ye mome raths outgrabe.

follow the white rabbit'

you feel dizzy. you sleep. 6 hours have passed
you leave the server room, there is a bird singing in the distance.
You are in the main reception area, the lights are off , it is dark


take the lifts up
walk towards the singing bird
Leave the building via the locked main entrance
search reception

[Bunk]

You been on a bank holiday bender again EO?

It's ok, you'll sober up soon.