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Previously on "You are in a Server room.."

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  • Bacchus
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    You read the Sas manual.
    Data , Proc and publishing. very interesting stuff.
    As you replace the manual, you notice a loos peice of paper, a bookmark


    'Twas bryllyg, and ye slythy toves
    Did gyre and gymble in ye wabe:
    All mimsy were ye borogoves;
    And ye mome raths outgrabe.

    follow the white rabbit'

    you feel dizzy. you sleep. 6 hours have passed
    you leave the server room, there is a bird singing in the distance.
    You are in the main reception area, the lights are off , it is dark


    take the lifts up
    walk towards the singing bird
    Leave the building via the locked main entrance
    search reception


    And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
    Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
    O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!”
    He chortled in his joy

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  • Bunk
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    You been on a bank holiday bender again EO?

    It's ok, you'll sober up soon.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    You read the Sas manual.
    Data , Proc and publishing. very interesting stuff.
    As you replace the manual, you notice a loos peice of paper, a bookmark


    'Twas bryllyg, and ye slythy toves
    Did gyre and gymble in ye wabe:
    All mimsy were ye borogoves;
    And ye mome raths outgrabe.

    follow the white rabbit'

    you feel dizzy. you sleep. 6 hours have passed
    you leave the server room, there is a bird singing in the distance.
    You are in the main reception area, the lights are off , it is dark


    take the lifts up
    walk towards the singing bird
    Leave the building via the locked main entrance
    search reception

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  • tractor
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    ...

    > Break wind...

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  • CloudWalker
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Your vision clears, you feel dizzy. what happened ?
    Rohypnol

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  • Troll
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    Knee deep in the dead

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  • NotAllThere
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    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    Shoot first, ask questions later....
    There's nothing I want to ask.

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  • MarillionFan
    replied
    Type OUTSOURCE
    Enter
    ....
    Well Done, you have saved the company £100M and are now out of a job. Login to Jobserve for a contract career

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    You search the server room.
    Keep on searching until you find the hidden door to the magic kingdom of solitude....

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  • EternalOptimist
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    You search the server room.

    You notice a false floor. Lifting a tile, you realise there is a whole new underfloor dimension



    go back to desk


    lie on your back under the floor and attempt to scurry under the secretary pool, so you can look up their skirts


    read the sas manual

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  • Flashman
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    Thorin sits down and starts singing about gold.

    >ATTACK THORIN.
    You attack Thorin.

    But the effort is wasted. His defence is too strong.
    Thorin attacks -YOU-.
    With one well placed blow Thorin cleaves your skull.

    You are dead.
    You have mastered 0.0% of this adventure

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  • suityou01
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    Log in and google your location.

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  • greenlake
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    what do you do ??
    Shoot first, ask questions later....

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  • RSoles
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    Pleugh.
    Nothing happens........

    Oh look a little bird...........



    Godmode ON

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  • vwdan
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    Unplug the lot - you'll soon find out who's who

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