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ouchOriginally posted by Dactylion View PostWhat percentage of Scots can spell X on the ballot?Comment
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110%Originally posted by Dactylion View PostWhat percentage of Scots can spell X on the ballot?
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Would be quicker but the new car is still being run in, another 900km and it should take me about 25 minutesOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostYou drive like your Mum then
So you know my mum as well as my dad?
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Postally? I thought the 18th Sept was the big day.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posta week and a half now. then they'll be votingComment
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Who doesn't know them? One eyed Jake is legendary. What a woman.Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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postally, yes. for 2 weeksOriginally posted by barrydidit View PostPostally? I thought the 18th Sept was the big day.(\__/)
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The Germans asked me what England thought about Scotland leaving the UK.
"Elated" came the response, "but we need to take our missiles back first".Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I must apologise for banging on about Germany yet again. The real troopers are my family for putting up with me "practising" on them, and enduring German telly.
I do go on sometimes, like a kid in a sweet shop. And when I later realise I do go
I'm a bit of a tw@ really.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Your error is attempting to quantify that statementOriginally posted by suityou01 View PostI'm a bit of a tw@ really.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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