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I had heard that to northern Germans, people speaking "Swiss German" sound like semi-retarded country bumpkins. This was from a mate of mine whose mother was Swiss, so he spoke German with the same Swiss accent.I'm Spartacus. -
This is partly true. However there is a huge difference between Swiss German (which is a bunch of dialects that I don't speak any of, though I can understand Basel dialect - it's like standard German with a Birmingham accent), and German with a Swiss accent. Someone speaking one of the Swiss dialects will definitely sound like a retarded country bumpkin. Speaking proper German with a Swiss accent sounds like an educated country bumpkin.Originally posted by Spartacus View PostI had heard that to northern Germans, people speaking "Swiss German" sound like semi-retarded country bumpkins. This was from a mate of mine whose mother was Swiss, so he spoke German with the same Swiss accent.
Basel dialect: I' ha' kchi' Aaanick.
German: Ich habe keine Ahnung.Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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I can speak Scottish with a slight English accent
sent from my iBall using knobcheese(\__/)
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Awwww, they do so love it if you make the effort....Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI can speak Scottish with a slight English accentComment
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a week and a half now. then they'll be votingOriginally posted by barrydidit View PostAwwww, they do so love it if you make the effort....(\__/)
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