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Originally posted by Dactylion View PostWhat percentage of Scots can spell X on the ballot?Comment
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Originally posted by Dactylion View PostWhat percentage of Scots can spell X on the ballot?
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostYou drive like your Mum thenSo you know my mum as well as my dad?
“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Posta week and a half now. then they'll be votingComment
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Originally posted by darmstadt View PostKnock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by barrydidit View PostPostally? I thought the 18th Sept was the big day.(\__/)
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The Germans asked me what England thought about Scotland leaving the UK.
"Elated" came the response, "but we need to take our missiles back first".Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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I must apologise for banging on about Germany yet again. The real troopers are my family for putting up with me "practising" on them, and enduring German telly.
I do go on sometimes, like a kid in a sweet shop. And when I later realise I do go
I'm a bit of a tw@ really.Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by suityou01 View PostI'm a bit of a tw@ really.How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't thinkComment
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