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    #41
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    a week and a half now. then they'll be voting
    What percentage of Scots can spell X on the ballot?

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      #42
      Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
      What percentage of Scots can spell X on the ballot?
      ouch
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #43
        Originally posted by Dactylion View Post
        What percentage of Scots can spell X on the ballot?
        110%

        scooterjock
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #44
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          You drive like your Mum then
          Would be quicker but the new car is still being run in, another 900km and it should take me about 25 minutes So you know my mum as well as my dad?

          Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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            #45
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            a week and a half now. then they'll be voting
            Postally? I thought the 18th Sept was the big day.

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              #46
              Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
              Would be quicker but the new car is still being run in, another 900km and it should take me about 25 minutes So you know my mum as well as my dad?

              Who doesn't know them? One eyed Jake is legendary. What a woman.
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #47
                Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
                Postally? I thought the 18th Sept was the big day.
                postally, yes. for 2 weeks
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                  #48
                  The Germans asked me what England thought about Scotland leaving the UK.

                  "Elated" came the response, "but we need to take our missiles back first".
                  Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                    #49
                    I must apologise for banging on about Germany yet again. The real troopers are my family for putting up with me "practising" on them, and enduring German telly.

                    I do go on sometimes, like a kid in a sweet shop. And when I later realise I do go

                    I'm a bit of a tw@ really.
                    Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                      #50
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      I'm a bit of a tw@ really.
                      Your error is attempting to quantify that statement
                      How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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