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What noise does your boiler make?

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    #41
    A silent hum.

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      #42
      There's a crackling noise - a bit like the sound of burning tenners.
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        #43
        Originally posted by Stevie Wonder Boy
        have you had a sight test recently? No noise
        Says Stevie Wonder...

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          #44
          Apart from all the clunking and banging when I load logs into it, mine's quite quiet.
          Gentle hissing and ticking.

          My favourite noise comes when I fiddle with the air control just after lighting it and the unburnt gases in the flue ignite with a short 'ptoomff'.

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            #45
            And it's no longer ratcheting. Just one click as it fires up. A self-healing boiler.

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              #46
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              And it's no longer ratcheting. Just one click as it fires up. A self-healing boiler.
              You really should get out more
              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #47
                Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                And it's no longer ratcheting. Just one click as it fires up. A self-healing boiler.
                Before you die of CO poisoning........
                "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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                  #48
                  Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                  Before you die of CO poisoning........
                  Ah, no, we got an alarm after ms#3 did his gas safe course.

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                    #49
                    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                    Ah, no, we got an alarm after ms#3 did his gas safe course.
                    Good.
                    "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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