What noise does your boiler make?

[Zero Liability]

A silent hum.

[Zippy]

There's a crackling noise - a bit like the sound of burning tenners.

[mudskipper]

have you had a sight test recently? No noise

Says Stevie Wonder...

[RSoles]

Apart from all the clunking and banging when I load logs into it, mine's quite quiet.
Gentle hissing and ticking.

My favourite noise comes when I fiddle with the air control just after lighting it and the unburnt gases in the flue ignite with a short 'ptoomff'.

[mudskipper]

And it's no longer ratcheting. Just one click as it fires up. A self-healing boiler.

[suityou01]

And it's no longer ratcheting. Just one click as it fires up. A self-healing boiler.

You really should get out more

[SueEllen]

And it's no longer ratcheting. Just one click as it fires up. A self-healing boiler.

Before you die of CO poisoning........

[mudskipper]

Before you die of CO poisoning........

Ah, no, we got an alarm after ms#3 did his gas safe course.

[SueEllen]

Ah, no, we got an alarm after ms#3 did his gas safe course.

Good.