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What noise does your boiler make?

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    #11
    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Ratchet sound effect - YouTube


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    That's the noise German tanks made while annexing Poland.

    Can I be the first to do the predictable "My boiler whines when I ask her to do the washing up"?

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      #12
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      That's the noise German tanks made while annexing Poland.

      Can I be the first to do the predictable "My boiler whines when I ask her to do the washing up"?
      Ah the daily racism uttered fourth from an unsound mind.

      As worthless as it gets. Sad little man.


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      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #13
        Make and model please?


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          #14
          Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
          Ah the daily racism uttered fourth from an unsound mind.

          As worthless as it gets. Sad little man.


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          So racism is worth commenting on, but sexism goes unremarked?

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            #15
            Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
            Make and model please?


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            Ideal Classic

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              #16
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              So racism is worth commenting on, but sexism goes unremarked?
              Listen love, I'm helping you out. Ok sweetheart?


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              Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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                #17
                Damn, I missed humming.
                And howling.

                I think some of these people have a poltergeist, not a boiler...

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  Ideal Classic
                  Ok this is a thought. Could it be a rapid clicking? Can you see if the igniter is firing through the little window?


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                    #19
                    And clunking and drilling...

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
                      Ok this is a thought. Could it be a rapid clicking? Can you see if the igniter is firing through the little window?


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                      Very rapid if it is. Like a ratchet.
                      But yes, ratchet, then blue flame.

                      So it's the ignition thingy I guess.

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