Why did this never happen to me when I was younger?

[MicrosoftBob]

Do you know how old Brillo is?

In his 70s ?

[Scrag Meister]

Even Mitch wouldn't, well..... he might.

[original PM]

At that age I wasn't that fussy

I was not fussy but probably not into grey pubes

[MicrosoftBob]

I was not fussy but probably not into grey pubes

So if they dyed their pubes or had a merkin you'd be in there like a ferret ?

[Batcher]

Blonde English teacher accused of having sex with two teen students - Daily Record

This one probably shaves her pubes. And likes getting her back doors bashed in. Or possibly straps one on and bashes a teenager's back doors in.

"She faces four counts of rape and two counts of forcible sodomy"

[NickFitz]

Blonde English teacher accused of having sex with two teen students - Daily Record

This one probably shaves her pubes. And likes getting her back doors bashed in. Or possibly straps one on and bashes a teenager's back doors in.

"She faces four counts of rape and two counts of forcible sodomy"

Laws of various states in the US, including Utah, classify oral sex as sodomy:

"A person commits sodomy when the actor engages in any sexual act with a person who is 14 years of age or older involving the genitals of one person and mouth or anus of another person, regardless of the sex of either participant."

http://le.utah.gov/~code/TITLE76/htm/76_05_040300.htm

[MicrosoftBob]

Laws of various states in the US, including Utah, classify oral sex as sodomy:

"A person commits sodomy when the actor engages in any sexual act with a person who is 14 years of age or older involving the genitals of one person and mouth or anus of another person, regardless of the sex of either participant."

http://le.utah.gov/~code/TITLE76/htm/76_05_040300.htm

So smurfing ot tea bagging counts as sodomy in the US

[Dactylion]

So if they dyed their pubes or had a merkin you'd be in there like a ferret ?

I miss ferret :glum: