Here comes the next PM

[zoco]

Are we talking God, MF or Boris?

Johnson

[MarillionFan]

Johnson

If you vote for me, I will make sure for all you techie males, Loads of Free Beer, access to Rhyponol and the opportunity for youse to lose your virginity.

For all you techie woman, Loads of Free Wine, a greats night sleep and the opportunity for a check up at a clap clinic at the end of the month.

[BrilloPad]

If you vote for me, I will make sure for all you techie males, Loads of Free Beer, access to Rhyponol and the opportunity for youse to lose your virginity.

For all you techie woman, Loads of Free Wine, a greats night sleep and the opportunity for a check up at a clap clinic at the end of the month.

I wanted a new anorak and the complete works of Douglas Adams. Fail.

[MicrosoftBob]

Johnson

An appropriate name for a soon to be 'member' of parliament


Unless he really means he wants to join up with Bootsy Collins and get da funk out

[darmstadt]

Uxbridge though? Maybe he got the spelling wrong...

[vetran]

Boris Johnson looked at his appointment card at the brothel and, as if by magic, his election campaign slogan was born:

"BJ 4 PM "