Boris Johnson looked at his appointment card at the brothel and, as if by magic, his election campaign slogan was born:
"BJ 4 PM "
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An appropriate name for a soon to be 'member' of parliamentOriginally posted by zoco View PostJohnson
Unless he really means he wants to join up with Bootsy Collins and get da funk out
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I wanted a new anorak and the complete works of Douglas Adams. Fail.Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostIf you vote for me, I will make sure for all you techie males, Loads of Free Beer, access to Rhyponol and the opportunity for youse to lose your virginity.
For all you techie woman, Loads of Free Wine, a greats night sleep and the opportunity for a check up at a clap clinic at the end of the month.
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If you vote for me, I will make sure for all you techie males, Loads of Free Beer, access to Rhyponol and the opportunity for youse to lose your virginity.Originally posted by zoco View PostJohnson
For all you techie woman, Loads of Free Wine, a greats night sleep and the opportunity for a check up at a clap clinic at the end of the month.
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Theresa May would be my favorite Tory candidate. The way she spoke to the police union and put them on their place, one or two months ago, absolutely fantastic and PM worthy!
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Are we talking God, MF or Boris?Originally posted by zoco View PostHe's obviously very intelligent but I find that affected buffoon act of his highly irritating.
I certainly wouldn't vote for him.
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He's obviously very intelligent but I find that affected buffoon act of his highly irritating.
I certainly wouldn't vote for him.
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Nope.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
He's Plan B for 2020 if Caameroon fails next year.
Boris For PM! Yay!
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I can see it Two Jabs mark IIOriginally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'm presently shortlisted on a selection committee for the 2015. It could be me.
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I'm presently shortlisted on a selection committee for the 2015. It could be me.Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
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