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There is a reason I am 1.9 times divorced you know. BTW - sorry about this - but Mrs BP wants to cite my affair with you in her divorce papers. -
As long as I'm in the top 50 I don't mind.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostThere is a reason I am 1.9 times divorced you know. BTW - sorry about this - but Mrs BP wants to cite my affair with you in her divorce papers.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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At my age? Who do you think I am - MTT?Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostAs long as I'm in the top 50 I don't mind.Comment
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A lot of the violence I feel in my soul, can be directly attributed to my C++ days.
I made a conscious effort to get into web stuff, because it seemed more normal and viable. More women. Less snotty little gits.Comment
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I maintain a calm and polite persona in work by having several hobbies which involve full contact violence.Comment
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Are you seriously a kung fu man? There must be something troublesome in your soul to do that in the first place. Describe, out loud, what is taking place in your head right now.Originally posted by MyUserName View PostI maintain a calm and polite persona in work by having several hobbies which involve full contact violence.Comment
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Originally posted by tinopener View PostAre you seriously a kung fu man? There must be something troublesome in your soul to do that in the first place. Describe, out loud, what is taking place in your head right now.
It involves large daggers, and I don't mean a night out with Brillopad in Brighton.What happens in General, stays in General.You know what they say about assumptions!Comment
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Oh yes. Kendo on a Thursday night. Best aggression shifter I know. None of this defensive rubbish, just Kill the Bugger...Originally posted by MyUserName View PostI maintain a calm and polite persona in work by having several hobbies which involve full contact violence.
Blog? What blog...?
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MF has made a career out of his full contact violence hobbies.Originally posted by MyUserName View PostI maintain a calm and polite persona in work by having several hobbies which involve full contact violence.Comment
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Kung Fu is generally too timid for me, although there are a couple of hard core schools around. I do Krav Maga and full contact medieval tournaments, along with battle re-enactment.Originally posted by tinopener View PostAre you seriously a kung fu man? There must be something troublesome in your soul to do that in the first place. Describe, out loud, what is taking place in your head right now.
At the moment (other than writing this) I mild frustration with the work I am doing as I cannot quite seem to get my head around it as the technical book does not match the other technical book and neither of them match the existing code base. Along with slight concern that due to lots happening in my real life and an injury and now a slight infection I have not training enough for the melee I am fighting in on the 9th at Raglan castle. I intend training with various weapons at lunch time but need to be careful in case it prevents my thumb from healing in time for the actual event.Comment
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