Reply to: Workplace Violence

[tinopener]

A bit of scrap always clears the air. But one's own intelligence should define the boundaries. This is acceptable for me:

-Mild playful strangulation. But if they seem to be enjoying it, then back off.
-Nipple tweaking. Short. Sharp. To the point.

For men, wedgies are permissible. Easier done with the lower order blue collar types, as they will be wearing company issue polo shirts.

[Sysman]

Try me. You'll be trying to retrieve your car keys out of your arse with the car still wrapped around it of you **** with me.

Who rattled your cage?

[MyUserName]

Are you seriously a kung fu man? There must be something troublesome in your soul to do that in the first place. Describe, out loud, what is taking place in your head right now.

Kung Fu is generally too timid for me, although there are a couple of hard core schools around. I do Krav Maga and full contact medieval tournaments, along with battle re-enactment.

At the moment (other than writing this) I mild frustration with the work I am doing as I cannot quite seem to get my head around it as the technical book does not match the other technical book and neither of them match the existing code base. Along with slight concern that due to lots happening in my real life and an injury and now a slight infection I have not training enough for the melee I am fighting in on the 9th at Raglan castle. I intend training with various weapons at lunch time but need to be careful in case it prevents my thumb from healing in time for the actual event.

[northernladyuk]

I maintain a calm and polite persona in work by having several hobbies which involve full contact violence.

MF has made a career out of his full contact violence hobbies.

[malvolio]

I maintain a calm and polite persona in work by having several hobbies which involve full contact violence.

Oh yes. Kendo on a Thursday night. Best aggression shifter I know. None of this defensive rubbish, just Kill the Bugger...

[MarillionFan]

Are you seriously a kung fu man? There must be something troublesome in your soul to do that in the first place. Describe, out loud, what is taking place in your head right now.

It involves large daggers, and I don't mean a night out with Brillopad in Brighton.

[tinopener]

I maintain a calm and polite persona in work by having several hobbies which involve full contact violence.

Are you seriously a kung fu man? There must be something troublesome in your soul to do that in the first place. Describe, out loud, what is taking place in your head right now.

[MyUserName]

I maintain a calm and polite persona in work by having several hobbies which involve full contact violence.

[tinopener]

A lot of the violence I feel in my soul, can be directly attributed to my C++ days.

I made a conscious effort to get into web stuff, because it seemed more normal and viable. More women. Less snotty little gits.

[BrilloPad]

As long as I'm in the top 50 I don't mind.

At my age? Who do you think I am - MTT?

[MarillionFan]

There is a reason I am 1.9 times divorced you know. BTW - sorry about this - but Mrs BP wants to cite my affair with you in her divorce papers.

As long as I'm in the top 50 I don't mind.

[BrilloPad]

You told me you were straight because you were married.

There is a reason I am 1.9 times divorced you know. BTW - sorry about this - but Mrs BP wants to cite my affair with you in her divorce papers.

[MarillionFan]

MF loves to insert things in bottoms. Every few weeks he pretends to visit the states while doing rudey things with his gay lover.

You told me you were straight because you were married.

[BrilloPad]

Try me. You'll be trying to retrieve your car keys out of your arse with the car still wrapped around it of you **** with me.

MF loves to insert things in bottoms. Every few weeks he pretends to visit the states while doing rudey things with his gay lover.

[MarillionFan]

You sound like an old boss of mine who was bully.

He made everyone suffer.

I'd happily see how he fares on the car park today.

Try me. You'll be trying to retrieve your car keys out of your arse with the car still wrapped around it of you **** with me.