Workplace Violence

[Sysman]

Try me. You'll be trying to retrieve your car keys out of your arse with the car still wrapped around it of you **** with me.

Who rattled your cage?

[tinopener]

A bit of scrap always clears the air. But one's own intelligence should define the boundaries. This is acceptable for me:

-Mild playful strangulation. But if they seem to be enjoying it, then back off.
-Nipple tweaking. Short. Sharp. To the point.

For men, wedgies are permissible. Easier done with the lower order blue collar types, as they will be wearing company issue polo shirts.