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    #11
    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I think there's some truth in that.

    Saw a shrink once who told me to tell him 10 good things about myself. I came up with two, and a dodgy third.

    I suspect if I was the sort of person who could rattle of 10 reasons why I/life was great, I wouldn't have needed the shrink in the first place.
    well I think you should be able to think up 10 nowadays.

    I always find that starting your expectations of life low helps.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #12
      1. To Ronnie Scott's last night with an old friend to see Brecker Brothers Reunion
      2. They were excellent.
      3. They played 'I don't worry about a thing, cos I know nothing's gonna be alright'

      (3) sums it up.
      My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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        #13
        Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
        I think there's some truth in that.

        Saw a shrink once who told me to tell him 10 good things about myself. I came up with two, and a dodgy third.

        I suspect if I was the sort of person who could rattle of 10 reasons why I/life was great, I wouldn't have needed the shrink in the first place.
        I think the ones who can come up with 10 (and probably more) reasons why they are great are usually the ones completely unable to deal with the curveballs life throws at you sometimes.

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          #14
          1)got a little black book with my poems in
          2)got a bag with my toothbrush and comb in
          3)and if Im a good doggy they sometimes throw me a bone in
          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #15
            Originally posted by Bunk View Post
            I think the ones who can come up with 10 (and probably more) reasons why they are great are usually the ones completely unable to deal with the curveballs life throws at you sometimes.
            or chop up people and bury them in the back garden.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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              #16
              Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
              flowers from boyfriends
              You should divorce your husband and live with him as your boyfriend instead. Then he might start trying a bit harder (by for example sending you flowers).

              Aren't I a fund of great ideas?

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                #17
                Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
                You should divorce your husband and live with him as your boyfriend instead. Then he might start trying a bit harder (by for example sending you flowers).

                Aren't I a fund of great ideas?
                I'm romantic - one of my most talked about presents was 2 hanging basket kits. (she moans about them every time the subject of presents come up).

                And I just bought her an awning Mr MS needs to beat that!
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #18
                  I don't think I can find one positive, never mind 3 today.

                  I lie, there is one, I'm going home in 90 mins!
                  "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

                  Norrahe's blog

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                    #19
                    1) An Anode
                    2) A Proton
                    3) Any integer greater than 0.

                    HTH.
                    My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by norrahe View Post
                      I don't think I can find one positive, never mind 3 today.

                      I lie, there is one, I'm going home in 90 mins!
                      The sun is shining
                      The beer / wine is cold
                      and the moggies will be pleased to see me.

                      see its easy!
                      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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