Reply to: Three positives

[vetran]

1) I pictured a rainbow
2) I had flashes
3) I saw the crescent

keep your trousers up!

[vetran]

1. I described a breaded chicken fillet as a giant chicken nugget to get a 4 year old to eat it.
2. I cooked said fillet perfectly.
3. My 1 year old daughter fell asleep on me but kept waking up to find daddy when I spoke.

yep still easy.

[mudskipper]

1) I pictured a rainbow
2) I had flashes
3) I saw the crescent

[EternalOptimist]

1) I dont plant taters
2) I dont plant cotton
3) Ole man ribber, he keeps on rollin along

[mudskipper]

Facebook friends getting increasingly desperate. Definitely scraping the bottom of the positive barrel now.


I suggested:

3) This is the last day of trying to think of 3 ****ing positives.

[Pogle]

1. hit my deadline today
2. Only 15 days to hols
3. I've still got my original Blockheads t shirt

[v8gaz]

Why don't you get back into bed?

[Dactylion]

Summer
Buddy Holly
the working folly

Good golly
Miss Molly
boats

Hammersmith Palais
the Bolshoi Ballet
Jump back in the alley and nanny goats

18 wheeler Scammels
dominica camels
All other mammals plus equal votes

Seeing Piccadilly
Fanny sniffin' Willie
Being rather silly and porridge oats

A bit of grin and bear it
a bit of come and share it
Your welcome we can spare it, yellow socks

Too short to be haughty
too nutty to be naughty
Going on forty no electric shocks

The juice of a carrot
the smile of a parrot
A little drop of claret, anything that rocks

Elvis and Scotty
the days when I ain't spotty
Sitting on a potty, curing smallpox

Health service glasses
gigolos and brasses
Round or skinny bottoms

Take your mum to Paris
lighting up a chalice
Wee Willie Harris

Bantu Steven Biko
listening to Reko
Harpo Groucho Chico

Cheddar cheese and pickle
a Vincent motorcycle
Slap and tickle

Woody Allan
Dali
Domitrie and Pascale

Balla
balla
balla and Volare

Something nice to study
phoning up a buddy
Being in my nuddy

Saying okey-dokey
sing-a-long a Smokie
Coming out a chokie

John Coltrane's soprano
Adie Celentano
Beuno Colino

[MicrosoftBob]

1. Decided I need a creative outlet so I'm going to flog framed landscape photos of North Wales to tourists
2. The missus is going to make 'made to measure' alternative clothes as a second income to again have a creative outlet
3. We discovered that Morrisions sell Mead for £4 a bottle!, party on dudes and dudesses!!!!!

[pjclarke]

7) Electric Light
8) Second sight
9) Amazing powers of observation.

[TestMangler]

1)got a little black book with my poems in
2)got a bag with my toothbrush and comb in
3)and if Im a good doggy they sometimes throw me a bone in

You're bloody lucky, I got elastic bands keeping my shoes on, them swollen hand blues and, to cap it all, I have 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from.

[pjclarke]

6) Bertrand Russell. Logically.

[KentPhilip]

1) An Anode
2) A Proton
3) Any integer greater than 0.

HTH.

I see what you did there

Let me add to that:

4) Lump-end terminal of a battery
5) HIV

Except to be HIV positive isn't a very positive start to your day, unless you got it from a gorgeous blonde perhaps

[vetran]

I don't think I can find one positive, never mind 3 today.

I lie, there is one, I'm going home in 90 mins!

The sun is shining
The beer / wine is cold
and the moggies will be pleased to see me.

see its easy!

[pjclarke]

1) An Anode
2) A Proton
3) Any integer greater than 0.

HTH.