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    #21
    Originally posted by pjclarke View Post
    1) An Anode
    2) A Proton
    3) Any integer greater than 0.

    HTH.
    I see what you did there

    Let me add to that:

    4) Lump-end terminal of a battery
    5) HIV

    Except to be HIV positive isn't a very positive start to your day, unless you got it from a gorgeous blonde perhaps

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      #22
      6) Bertrand Russell. Logically.
      My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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        #23
        Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
        1)got a little black book with my poems in
        2)got a bag with my toothbrush and comb in
        3)and if Im a good doggy they sometimes throw me a bone in
        You're bloody lucky, I got elastic bands keeping my shoes on, them swollen hand blues and, to cap it all, I have 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from.
        When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....

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          #24
          7) Electric Light
          8) Second sight
          9) Amazing powers of observation.
          My subconscious is annoying. It's got a mind of its own.

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            #25
            1. Decided I need a creative outlet so I'm going to flog framed landscape photos of North Wales to tourists
            2. The missus is going to make 'made to measure' alternative clothes as a second income to again have a creative outlet
            3. We discovered that Morrisions sell Mead for £4 a bottle!, party on dudes and dudesses!!!!!
            Socialism is inseparably interwoven with totalitarianism and the abject worship of the state.

            No Socialist Government conducting the entire life and industry of the country could afford to allow free, sharp, or violently-worded expressions of public discontent.

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              #26
              Summer
              Buddy Holly
              the working folly

              Good golly
              Miss Molly
              boats

              Hammersmith Palais
              the Bolshoi Ballet
              Jump back in the alley and nanny goats

              18 wheeler Scammels
              dominica camels
              All other mammals plus equal votes

              Seeing Piccadilly
              Fanny sniffin' Willie
              Being rather silly and porridge oats

              A bit of grin and bear it
              a bit of come and share it
              Your welcome we can spare it, yellow socks

              Too short to be haughty
              too nutty to be naughty
              Going on forty no electric shocks

              The juice of a carrot
              the smile of a parrot
              A little drop of claret, anything that rocks

              Elvis and Scotty
              the days when I ain't spotty
              Sitting on a potty, curing smallpox

              Health service glasses
              gigolos and brasses
              Round or skinny bottoms

              Take your mum to Paris
              lighting up a chalice
              Wee Willie Harris

              Bantu Steven Biko
              listening to Reko
              Harpo Groucho Chico

              Cheddar cheese and pickle
              a Vincent motorcycle
              Slap and tickle

              Woody Allan
              Dali
              Domitrie and Pascale

              Balla
              balla
              balla and Volare

              Something nice to study
              phoning up a buddy
              Being in my nuddy

              Saying okey-dokey
              sing-a-long a Smokie
              Coming out a chokie

              John Coltrane's soprano
              Adie Celentano
              Beuno Colino

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                #27
                Why don't you get back into bed?
                World's Best Martini

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                  #28
                  1. hit my deadline today
                  2. Only 15 days to hols
                  3. I've still got my original Blockheads t shirt
                  I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                  Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                    #29
                    Facebook friends getting increasingly desperate. Definitely scraping the bottom of the positive barrel now.


                    I suggested:

                    3) This is the last day of trying to think of 3 ****ing positives.

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                      #30
                      1) I dont plant taters
                      2) I dont plant cotton
                      3) Ole man ribber, he keeps on rollin along
                      (\__/)
                      (>'.'<)
                      ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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