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Pretty damn close, I was going to say the only placeholder to come true on CUK but thats just been dismissed, 7-1Originally posted by Troll View Post7 -0 <placeholder>“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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From the beeb
They have got one! And Germany are furious, which sums up their professionalism.
"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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There's currently a little joke going around German websites:
I went into the shop today and there was a Dutchman there and I asked him who they were playing next, he replies 'Argentina' to which I reply, 'so are we!'“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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At least he has a fall back as a Sideshow Bob impersonator if this football thing doesn't work out.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostLuiz will get lynched at this rate."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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As Herr Flick observed; 'a German joke is no laughing matter'Originally posted by darmstadt View PostThere's currently a little joke going around German websites:
I went into the shop today and there was a Dutchman there and I asked him who they were playing next, he replies 'Argentina' to which I reply, 'so are we!'Comment
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Now that one might come true, he was basically responsible for 6 of the 7 goals. Boy, are the Brazilian team getting booed walking of the pitch...Originally posted by Pondlife View Post<David Luiz found washed up on Copacabana beach placeholder/>
The other Brazilian that got beaten by a German today is Ronaldo as Klose now has 16 to 15 goals scored in World Cup finals...“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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You know it's more fun if it's a DE-NL final.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostThere's currently a little joke going around German websites:
I went into the shop today and there was a Dutchman there and I asked him who they were playing next, he replies 'Argentina' to which I reply, 'so are we!'Comment
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