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whats the biggest Lie or "blag" you have ever put on your CV?

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    whats the biggest Lie or "blag" you have ever put on your CV?

    do people do this?!??!!

    #2
    Originally posted by Boolean
    do people do this?!??!!
    No. Never.

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      #3
      Liar.

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        #4
        Not needed to. I'm ommitted crap projects though and bigged up some minor ones that were more relevant.
        Serving religion with the contempt it deserves...

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          #5
          I said I was the Earl of Buckingham on my CV - what a fecking mistake that was....
          If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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            #6
            I would never make an out right lie on my CV - Just apply some New Liebour spin to it
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              Originally posted by expat
              No. Never.
              I have no need to.

              HTH
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                #8
                No - I have a mortal fear of getting caught.

                When I need to bolster my CV, I add it through training and experience in my current contract.

                Currently volunteering for a big implementation of some SM software that's going to make me a very popular person later in the year.

                It's all about thinking about your next contract before your current one comes to an end...
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #9
                  What's SM software? For me, SM's all about the hardware if you catch my drift.

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                    #10
                    Good thinking cojak....

                    ...but why do I have that rabbits in the headlamps feeling.

                    I have a funny feeling I'm going to end up as a "legacy" programmer.
                    I'm alright Jack

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