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    #21
    Originally posted by mavster07 View Post
    Seems an agency out there advertising for Message Broker specialists
    This isn't my skill area, but about a month ago I received a call from a desperate agent with an outrageous foreign accent who was looking for a "Message Broker". He said they must be good at handling XML messages

    At first I thought this was a wind up, but then I realised he hadn't understood the clientcos requirement.

    I didn't have the heart to tell him

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      #22
      Originally posted by monobrow View Post
      Welcome to the world of IT where you have become a commodity. If I were you, i'd brush up on your Urdu pretty quick sharp and change your name to Bob!
      Well, I just tried to translate: "Hello, my name is Bob. I am to be offering you plenty cheapness", to Urdu and got: "aadaab mera naam Bob mein offering tum mauj cheapness hain" Immediately followed by:

      "Software error: Can't use string ("149") as an ARRAY ref while "strict refs" in use at ../apniurdu-lib//Urdu/Transliteration.pm line 56. For help, please send mail to the webmaster ([email protected]), giving this error message and the time and date of the error. "

      ...Seems like Bob software quality is just going from strength-to-strength. That's my Urdu-speaking plans buggered!
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        #23
        Originally posted by Wanderer View Post
        Hmmm, I've always wondered that! Can you please tell us I'm genuinely interested in knowing.
        You realise you can just go and find out?

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          #24
          Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post
          This isn't my skill area, but about a month ago I received a call from a desperate agent with an outrageous foreign accent who was looking for a "Message Broker". He said they must be good at handling XML messages

          At first I thought this was a wind up, but then I realised he hadn't understood the clientcos requirement.

          I didn't have the heart to tell him


          Heard this so many times before......

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