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    Crap job of the day....

    You think you IT bods have it hard?.

    Health and Safety Consultant required on a freelance basis to work 46 days a month. Working on several sites in Hampshire you will be responsible for reviewing current health & safety procedures as well as an element of putting a health and safety policy in place. The company that is recruiting for the role are specialists in manufacturing and installation various products for the construction industry

    Don't think I'll bother
    'elf and safety guru

    #2
    I saw a job yesterday paying £200 per annum.
    The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead.

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      #3
      Originally posted by chris79 View Post
      I saw a job yesterday paying £200 per annum.
      That's about right if you worked in congo .
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...PP)_per_capita

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        #4
        Originally posted by Bright Spark View Post
        That's about right if you worked in congo .
        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...PP)_per_capita
        My retirement plans have suddenly taken a new twist. Cheers.
        The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead.

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          #5
          Originally posted by thelace View Post
          ... to work 46 days a month. .. The company that is recruiting for the role are specialists in time travel ..

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            #6
            46 days a month - that would be awesome, you'd be billing more than double the average monthly amount!

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              #7
              Sounds like a plot from Harry Potter.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Saw a role today paying "around £22 per hour" which was "non-flexible"

                How can it be both ? Muppets. Not that i'd want to be working in the south on that rate anyway...

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