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    #81
    Originally posted by clearedforlanding View Post
    Laravel hasn't been around that long.
    No point you applying with that level of negativity.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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      #82
      25 open positions yet:

      Ensuring the wash station in the kitchen is clean and tidy throughout the day. Each team member has one day per week responsibility.

      Wow - they're expected to work at least 25 day weeks!
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #83
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        Considering they prize grammar and spelling so highly, we must take their text as written.



        A millibit doesn't sound like very much to my non-technical mind.
        Did no-one tell them that o365 gives you a gig nowadays? I think Google does too. Both can be had with a vanity domain

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          #84
          Originally posted by ladymuck View Post
          Did no-one tell them that o365 gives you a gig nowadays? I think Google does too. Both can be had with a vanity domain
          You don't tell Danny tulip. Danny tells you tulip.

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            #85
            They've had another glowing review that also takes time to mention the CEO. Must be a few dozen so far like that

            https://www.glassdoor.co.uk/Reviews/...VW33553896.htm
            ⭐️ Gold Star Contractor

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              #86
              I joked to my sister that I might apply for it, but then she reminded me that I'm annoying [emoji23]
              If you don't have anything nice to say, say it sarcastically

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                #87
                Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
                £240 + £50 per month makes you a member of his other organisation Nexus and you can have a lunch with Danny

                Apply To Join Lite Lunch - Nexus

                Director Roles and Responsibility - Nexus
                He's like Grant Shaps only using his actual name.

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                  #88
                  5 of the glowing reviews on Google are from people with the same last name as Danny - imagine that? What are the chances eh?

                  This thread (and UWD) have really made me chuckle though.

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                    #89
                    Originally posted by Peoplesoft bloke View Post
                    5 of the glowing reviews on Google are from people with the same last name as Danny - imagine that? What are the chances eh?

                    This thread (and UWD) have really made me chuckle though.
                    This is definitely thread of the year for me. Something we can all unite around in these divisive times.

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                      #90
                      Let's all apply All of us. I'll post my video interview if you do.

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