The trials of a seasoned contractor

[ruasonid]

Yes, all the yoof at one place subsisted on Huel. They also constantly went to the gym to the extent that they had separate 'leg day' and 'chest day'. They were constantly on Tinder dates also.

I do remember opening a cupboard on Day 1 and being lightly dusted with banana Huel which the young chap vacuumed off my trainers.

Huel sounds like something I do after a big night on the pop.

[Agent]

I've done as much as I can on cosmetics. I'm thinking to become more social. Should I start using Snapchat? Facebook is for oldies, right?

Snapchat is so 2018, you need TikTok.

[ruasonid]

Snapchat is so 2018, you need TikTok.

Is it any good for doing a gender reveal? I have something big in mind to make a splash.

[Agent]

Is it any good for doing a gender reveal? I have something big in mind to make a splash.

Haha, it's perfect for that.

[ladymuck]

Is it any good for doing a gender reveal? I have something big in mind to make a splash.

I hope you mop up afterwards

[Lance]

Just retire, no one wants experienced contractor these days when they can get more drinking buddies in


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ha. Kids these days can't hold their ale (or those fecking awful Jagerbomb things).

[RobScott]

UK is a better place..

people are fighting for gender fluidity and fighting against clapping!!
so , no one can discriminate based on age

[Paralytic]

people are fighting for gender fluidity and fighting against clapping!!
so , no one can discriminate based on age

Jeez, yet another STD-awareness campaign.

[ladymuck]

Jeez, yet another STD-awareness campaign.

They're called STI's now

[SimonMac]

I am currently still under 45

Really?