Worthwhile/cheap certifications

[MrMarkyMark]

I've quite fancied learning touch typing, always thought my ex was flash, when typing when reading the document without looking at the keyboard and looking up to answer a question whilst still typing.

I could say something about you missing that "tender touch", but, that would be naughty, so I won't.

[northernladuk]

I've quite fancied learning touch typing, always thought my ex was flash, when typing when reading the document without looking at the keyboard and looking up to answer a question whilst still typing.

Indeed. I can carry on typing at speed while talking to someone next to me and so many people comment on it. I don't get it. You use a keyboard for 8 hours a day
Why can't people become proficient using it. Just learn a few basics and you get 8 hours a day to practice.

[gables]

Indeed. I can carry on typing at speed while talking to someone next to me and so many people comment on it. I don't get it. You use a keyboard for 8 hours a day
Why can't people become proficient using it. Just learn a few basics and you get 8 hours a day to practice.

lazyarseitis on my part

[wantacontract]

The best thing about certs is, some candidates plaster them all over their CV as badged graphics .

This is good for me, as those ones go straight in the bin.

but thing is, you need some of these certs to get past the pimps at the first pass....

[MrMarkyMark]

but thing is, you need some of these certs to get past the pimps at the first pass....

I mean they plastered the graphics all over it, for e.g.



In any case, I have no certifications and have done plenty of roles, where the ad said they were a requirement.
As others have said, experience counts more than these bits of paper.

[unixman]

Certification coming through now, stand well back.

[MrMarkyMark]

Certification coming through now, stand well back.

Maybe, you can pin it on to your CV

[northernladuk]

Certification coming through now, stand well back.

Pff. Is that it? You suck. Look at mine!

[MrMarkyMark]

Pff. Is that it? You suck. Look at mine!

Lovely

They were about that size actually and all the white margin, over the four sides, was covered in them.

I actually binned it, due to feeling inadequate

[greenlake]

Pff. Is that it? You suck. Look at mine!

You were (are?) in the Girl Guides? Or did you swipe them off NLadyUK?