A bit too high brow I think... but perhaps my target audience will appreciate a toff writing a testimonial. You know what they say if you are a class outfit make sure you have class advertising. I just hope that the obvious poshness doesn't make them all think that only people up thier own ass would use my services....
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Originally posted by ArdescoA bit too high brow I think... but perhaps my target audience will appreciate a toff writing a testimonial. You know what they say if you are a class outfit make sure you have class advertising. I just hope that the obvious poshness doesn't make them all think that only people up thier own ass would use my services....
OK, we can dumb it down a bit for you.
MAH FREINDS AND I WUD LIEK 2 R3COMEND DA GM3 S3RV3RS RUN BY THES BUY WA HAEV AWSOM3 GM3S OF UT204 AND N0BS R OWNED WHAN3VER W3 SE THAM TEH SERVES R COL AND FAST AND STUF AND WE LIEK IT BUT IT COSTS A LOT AS W3 DONT GAT MUCH ALOWANCE AND MAH FOLKS WONT PAY FOR IT COS TH3Y R MEAN BUT MAH MAETS DAD SI RILLY RICH AND H3S GONG 2 ASK HIM IF H3 WIL PAY FOR IT SO TH3N WE CAN KIK N0B AS AL DAY AND ROK AND STUF IF U WANT UR AS KIKAD LIEK A N0B COM3 ON OUR SERVER AND WE WIL PWN U N0BS AND HAXORS FUXK RIGHT OF AND STFU N0B IF U THINK U CAN BAT US"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I think we are getting there now, however there were a couple of words that looked a bit long and i really don't think anybody is going to have the patience/ability to read more than 2 lines of text.....Comment
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Originally posted by ArdescoI think we are getting there now, however there were a couple of words that looked a bit long and i really don't think anybody is going to have the patience/ability to read more than 2 lines of text.....
w00t dis serverz r0x0rs omgwtf kthnxby lol!!!!!!!!11!1!1!"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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