How to get contract jobs?

[Zero Liability]

Poop. Guilty as charged lol.

You were just testing us, weren't you?

[Scruff]

If English is not your first language, I would suggest that someone who's first language it is, checks your grammar, spelling and punctuation in all your applications, as a starter?

[DiscoStu]

If English is not your first language, I would suggest that someone who's first language it is, checks your grammar, spelling and punctuation in all your applications, as a starter?

whose

[checkmate]

My English isn't that bad, i was a Network manager at a school for past 3 years, job before that a senior ICT consultant holding meetings every week with clients on regular basis. If my English was bad i wouldn't be this successful i believe.

No one will employ me as managerial post if my English was bad. so please stop cyber bullying me with my one remark of poor English/grammar LOL - sorry had to say this but its all good

[psychocandy]

My English isn't that bad, i was a Network manager at a school for past 3 years, a senior ICT consultant holding meetings every week with clients on regular basis. If my English was bad i wouldn't be this successful i believe.

No one will employ me as managerial post of my English was that bad. so please stop cyber bullying me with my one remark of poor English/grammar LOL - sorry had to say this but its all good

Im gonna cry.....

[TheFaQQer]

My English isn't that bad, i I was a Network manager at a school for the past 3 years; the job before that a senior ICT consultant holding meetings every week with clients on a regular basis. If my English was bad i I wouldn't be this successful i I believe.

No one will employ me as in a managerial post if my English was bad. so So please stop cyber bullying me with my one remark of poor English/grammar criticising my poor grammar. LOL - sorry had to say this but its it's all good

FTFY

[DiscoStu]

FTFY

Dammit, I wanted to do that

[Batcher]

Dammit, I wanted to do that

Not me. I couldn't be arsed. Top marks to TF though

[TheFaQQer]

Dammit, I wanted to do that

There's at least one I've missed - I can see it. But I'll let someone else have their fun

[malvolio]

There's at least one I've missed - I can see it. But I'll let someone else have their fun

Well the usage "before that a senior" grates but isn't actually wrong, although the whole sentence is tautological.

But, to be fair to checkmate, I've seen worse English from University graduates.