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Beyond fishing - what about custard creams?

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    #11
    Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
    Crab being a species of fish of course in the minds of gammons

    There you go Auntie beeb a staunch remainer doesn't understand.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #12
      Originally posted by Eirikur View Post
      Crab being a species of fish of course in the minds of gammons
      Penguins are birds, tomatoes are fruit so I would have had to look up if crab is a fish...

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        #13
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Penguins are birds, tomatoes are fruit so I would have had to look up if crab is a fish...
        Crabs are a consequence of being p***ed and having a one-night stand
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #14
          Originally posted by Paddy View Post
          Crabs are a consequence of being p***ed and having a one-night stand

          I bow to your greater experience, I try to avoid putting my chap anywhere risky!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #15
            Originally posted by Paddy View Post
            Crabs are a consequence of being p***ed and having a one-night stand
            What is this one-night stand thing? Doesn't one have to get married then divorced the next day?

            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            I bow to your greater experience, I try to avoid putting my chap anywhere risky!
            Best keep away from MrsV after what Paddy did to her last night...

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              #16
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              What is this one-night stand thing? Doesn't one have to get married then divorced the next day?



              Best keep away from MrsV after what Paddy did to her last night...
              Yeah she said she had a crap night last night. Paddy rubbing up against her in the bus is hardly something to boast about.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #17
                Originally posted by vetran View Post
                Don't be silly why would you want to trade outside the EU??
                Duh! Already stated.
                Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                Baked beans and Marmite. .
                To which I'd add Pork Scratchings, British Cheese. But I suspect the Swiss are a bit protectionist about cheese - even though I know they're really missing out. Yes, there are some good Swiss cheeses, but the sheer variety and quality of British Cheeses. For it not to be a global commodity already Is. A. Disgrace.

                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                  Duh! Already stated.
                  To which I'd add Pork Scratchings, British Cheese. But I suspect the Swiss are a bit protectionist about cheese - even though I know they're really missing out. Yes, there are some good Swiss cheeses, but the sheer variety and quality of British Cheeses. For it not to be a global commodity already Is. A. Disgrace.

                  Melton Mowbray pork pies?

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