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When polled on whether 'Boris had got Brexit done':
15% said 'completely'
29% said 'mostly' [note: that means 44% of the population think there has been some major forward movement]
36% said 'to some extent' [note: that means that 80% of the human-like lifeforms in this sceptred isle somehow believe we are in any way further forward than we were in 2016]
9% said 'hardly'
8% said 'not at all'
OriginalPM likes to be positive; likes to look on the bright side. So: if you are in a scrum stand-up of 12 people, you are not alone - one other person in the room will have a functioning brain. The rest will statistically be completely self-deluded idiots.
Now you know why projects fail...
"Don't part with your illusions; when they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live" Mark Twain
When polled on whether 'Boris had got Brexit done':
15% said 'completely'
29% said 'mostly' [note: that means 44% of the population think there has been some major forward movement]
36% said 'to some extent' [note: that means that 80% of the human-like lifeforms in this sceptred isle somehow believe we are in any way further forward than we were in 2016]
9% said 'hardly'
8% said 'not at all'
OriginalPM likes to be positive; likes to look on the bright side. So: if you are in a scrum stand-up of 12 people, you are not alone - one other person in the room will have a functioning brain. The rest will statistically be completely self-deluded idiots.
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