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Where is the best place to keep Gammon?
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Although they won't be taking the current Time magazine with them....“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.” -
They'll need something to wipe their arse on.Originally posted by darmstadt View PostAlthough they won't be taking the current Time magazine with them....Comment
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This will do but if you prefer the more greasy stuff then this should do the jobOriginally posted by Zigenare View PostThey'll need something to wipe their arse on.“Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.”Comment
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Best headline today was
Boris Johnson hides in fridge with the rest of the gammon
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We like to slow-cook gammon.
Leave it simmering and bubbling away, that's what it likes to do anyway.Originally posted by MaryPoppinsI'd still not breastfeed a naziOriginally posted by vetranUrine is quite nourishingComment
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My Brother-in-Law recommends broiling it in Dr Peppers. We may give that a trial although it sounds a bit sickly.Originally posted by d000hg View PostWe like to slow-cook gammon.
Leave it simmering and bubbling away, that's what it likes to do anyway.
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