Why, Why, Why?!?

[NotAllThere]

That's just it though. It is anything but "considered". It is simply the randomly generated and utterly puerile output of a muppet with heavily clogged comprehension filters and a penchant for the Grauniad.

Orderly to Private Spuddy! He's projecting again.

He must be. I don't read the Grauniad - never have. Private Eye and the Times are my favoured papers.

[Old Greg]

1.9 Meters and 96Kg

twat

So you're an overweight twat. Good for you!

[Old Greg]

ftfy

e.g. not one where civil liberties and laws are decided by an unelected central European parliament...

Have another go at that one, matey. It's early in the week, so plenty of time to improve.

[BR14]

So you're an overweight twat. Good for you!

don't be envious, pencilkneck, there's a place for runty keyboard warriors too.

[original PM]

Have another go at that one, matey. It's early in the week, so plenty of time to improve.

Ok well we do have time to go over this again....

Which way did you vote in these elections?

European Council appoints new EU leaders - Consilium

[Old Greg]

Ok well we do have time to go over this again....

Which way did you vote in these elections?

European Council appoints new EU leaders - Consilium

Humour me. Before you referenced an unelected European Parliament. Now you are talking about 'EU leaders'.

Let's stick to the point. Tell us more about this unelected European Parliament.

[Old Greg]

don't be envious, pencilkneck, there's a place for runty keyboard warriors too.

I do like to keep my BMI in check.

[Whorty]

1.9 Meters and 96Kg

twat

Good point ... I'll go for fat lapdog in future.

And we live in the UK, it's 'metre' not 'meter'

[Whorty]

don't be envious, pencilkneck, there's a place for runty keyboard warriors too.

Calm down fatty. Greggs is open, go and cheer yourself up with a cheese pasty <we need a fat bloke emoji>

[BR14]

tedious insult

more of the same

you really are a predictable feckwit.
get bullied at school, and ever since then, eh?
sad benighted little man.