Boris resigns

[AtW]

Unions will soon be for proportional representation.

[Platypus]

3. Ask for an extension himself

Apparently he will do this, if there's no deal by 19/10

Brexit: Boris Johnson will send extension letter - court document - BBC News

[Old Greg]

Apparently he will do this, if there's no deal by 19/10

Brexit: Boris Johnson will send extension letter - court document - BBC News

Or he's lying.

[sasguru]

Apparently he will do this, if there's no deal by 19/10

Brexit: Boris Johnson will send extension letter - court document - BBC News

Yeah just saw that. Apparently he doesn't want to die in a ditch anymore. Who'd a'thunk it?

[meridian]

Or he's lying.

If the court had any sense it would make him sign an affidavit.

[Old Greg]

If the court had any sense it would make him sign an affidavit.

If he did a short stretch inside for contempt of court, the gammons would love it.

[northernladuk]

If he did a short stretch inside for contempt of court, the gammons would love it.

It would increase his street cred like it does on here. You are no one until you've done a stretch off the site at the Mods behest.

In fact.. I do believe more bans/infections you have makes you more credible, intelligent and attractive to women. Same could apply to him.

[meridian]

They’ve already thought of that:



But they didn’t think as far as the Electoral Commission’s guidance:

[northernladuk]

Surely an Eton educated bumbling Englishman with a name like alexander boris de pfeffel Johnson would go to gaol?

[BR14]

In fact.. I do believe more bans/infections you have makes you more credible, intelligent and attractive to women. Same could apply to him.