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It's not the kind of death the people voted for. The will of the people is death by "crash"Originally posted by Old Greg View PostWhat's wrong with being found dead hill walking?
I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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You or AtW?Originally posted by Whorty View PostIt's not the kind of death the people voted for. The will of the people is death by "crash"
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Only if the wall is ultimately unharmed...Originally posted by Whorty View PostIt's not the kind of death the people voted for. The will of the people is death by "crash"
His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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The will of the people demand there is no wall. But if there was a wall, then people 'not like us' should not be allowed past it.Originally posted by Mordac View PostOnly if the wall is ultimately unharmed...I am what I drink, and I'm a bitter man
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I always thought a more fitting end for Boris would be a bizarre Michael Hutchence styleeee wanking accident, complete with union jack boxers, orange in the mouth, union flag stuck up his arse and a light flex tied too tightly round his neck.When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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Do you want to go first, show him how it's done?Originally posted by TestMangler View PostI always thought a more fitting end for Boris would be a bizarre Michael Hutchence styleeee wanking accident, complete with union jack boxers, orange in the mouth, union flag stuck up his arse and a light flex tied too tightly round his neck.Comment
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No need, they do classes at Eton.Originally posted by Zigenare View PostDo you want to go first, show him how it's done?When freedom comes along, don't PISH in the water supply.....Comment
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It's been done before, but you might well not have noticed his absence, since you were also absent at the same time...Originally posted by Zigenare View PostWhat makes you think they'll ban Eirikur?
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https://www.contractoruk.com/forums/...ml#post2659771Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!Comment
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One for the conspiracy theorists to work with...Originally posted by NotAllThere View PostIt's been done before, but you might well not have noticed his absence, since you were also absent at the same time...
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His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...Comment
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