£3.30 for all expats!

[NotAllThere]

The British government has pledged that they'll fund up to £3.30 per person to support the one million British citizens living in the EU and the EFTA.

UK announces €3.3 million to help British nationals in EU prepare for Brexit | Euronews

Over a hundred times less than the UK will give to the NHS each week. That's nice.

[DimPrawn]

I'd say you are worth less than that to the UK. Can we get a refund?

[scooterscot]

Where do I send my invoice? Let's see...Lost income due to turning down contracts for German lessons = €75,000, Burger application for family = €1000, there's more hidden expenses than I care to remember not to mention the stress the family have gone through since the referendum result.

[Old Greg]

I'd say you are worth less than that to the UK. Can we get a refund?

I'd say you are a cretin.

[Mordac]

Where do I send my invoice? Let's see...Lost income due to turning down contracts for German lessons = €75,000, Burger application for family = €1000, there's more hidden expenses than I care to remember not to mention the stress the family have gone through since the referendum result.

Don't worry, Mrs Krankie will make sure she gets another go...

On the other points, you paid 75k for German lessons, and 1k for McDonalds? Are you sure you're in the right country? (I'm not complaining, as long as whichever country you're in isn't the UK).

[vetran]

£75K to learn Greman you must be a bit of a thickie!

[scooterscot]

£75K to learn Greman you must be a bit of a thickie!

English lessons

Math lessons - see if you can figure out my hourly rate.

[NotAllThere]

I'd say you are worth less than that to the UK. Can we get a refund?

I'll spend it on sending you a food parcel in November.

[AtW]

Enough to buy a pint of ‘bow and a bag of pork scratchings, like

[Old Greg]

I'll spend it on sending you a food parcel in November.

Make sure you chlorinate it before sending.