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Moral of the story - Don't syphon petrol with a fag in your mouth

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    Moral of the story - Don't syphon petrol with a fag in your mouth

    At least 60 thieves die in fuel tanker explosion.

    BBC News

    Saves the cost of a trial/bribe to the Judiciary!

    Brexit, init?
    Old Greg - In search of acceptance since Mar 2007. Hoping each leap will be his last.

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    Originally posted by Zigenare View Post
    Moral of the story - Don't syphon petrol with a fag in your mouth
    Thread title of the year.
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #3
      The locals do the same in Nigeria.

      The Guardian then blames the oil companies for the resulting environmental damage.

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        #4
        I see ziggy loves this sub forum so much he forgets where he is when posting

        Sent from my Boris
        Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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          #5
          Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
          Thread title of the year.

          Meanwhile in Kenya "Fart pushes Speaker to suspend debate"

          "Honourable Speaker, one of us has polluted the air and I know who it is," Julius Gaya reportedly told Homa Bay county assembly.

          But the member he accused of farting is said to have replied:

          "I am not the one. I cannot do such a thing in front of my colleagues."
          Kenya's Homa Bay: Fart pushes Speaker to suspend debate - BBC News
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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