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Paddy replied

10 August 2019, 16:40
Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post

Thread title of the year.

Meanwhile in Kenya "Fart pushes Speaker to suspend debate"

"Honourable Speaker, one of us has polluted the air and I know who it is," Julius Gaya reportedly told Homa Bay county assembly.

But the member he accused of farting is said to have replied:

"I am not the one. I cannot do such a thing in front of my colleagues."

Kenya's Homa Bay: Fart pushes Speaker to suspend debate - BBC News
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darmstadt replied

10 August 2019, 15:41
I see ziggy loves this sub forum so much he forgets where he is when posting

Sent from my Boris
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BrilloPad replied

10 August 2019, 13:45
The locals do the same in Nigeria.

The Guardian then blames the oil companies for the resulting environmental damage.
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NotAllThere replied

10 August 2019, 13:38
Originally posted by Zigenare View Post

Moral of the story - Don't syphon petrol with a fag in your mouth

Thread title of the year.
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Zigenare started a topic Moral of the story - Don't syphon petrol with a fag in your mouth

10 August 2019, 13:36
Moral of the story - Don't syphon petrol with a fag in your mouth

At least 60 thieves die in fuel tanker explosion.

BBC News

Saves the cost of a trial/bribe to the Judiciary!

Brexit, init?
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